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"Snake and the Spider Lady"
Chapter Eleven of a novel
by Claude Hall
The post office in Harlem was now useless to him. She
knew about his "office," she had known about the
package.
This surprised him. He did not know why. He should
have realized that if the Spider Lady had looked into
his files, she might have found out about the money.
The package had contained perhaps a couple of hundred
$20 bills. It wasn't his pay, per se. That was
placed in a trust fund in a bank in Washington, DC.
In three or four years, he have a rather huge amount
of money in the trust fund; enough to live off the
interest.
The money in the package had been for expenses. No
expense report necessary.
He wasn't broke by any means. There was a small
attaché case in a locker in Grand Central Terminal.
No one else knew about it. He didn't even know how
much money was in the attaché case. For almost three
years, he'd been emptying his pockets now and then
into the attaché case. There was probably a good nest
egg saved up.
What irritated him immensely was that she now had the
money he'd expected to pick up this morning and could
use it to hire more goons. He was, in effect,
contributing funds toward his own demise.
Money didn't mean that much to him. Which, he
realized, was a lousy way to look at life. It may
have had something to do with his constant thoughts of
death; you don't have a great hunger for money when
you figure that you don't have long to live.
In reality, he thought that he could always find a way
to make money. A job. Perhaps delivering sacks of
grain to distant farmers out on the plains of Montana.
A truck driver with nothing but miles ahead and other
miles behind. No one to worry about except a few
scattered cows off out yonder somewhere. No cares,
not even the whisper of a problem.
He honestly didn't need a lot of money. No family.
His parents long dead. A brother he hadn't seen in
years; a brother who didn't have any great desire to
see him. They had never been as close as brothers
sometimes are. Not even as close as distant friends.
Or enemies, for that matter.
It was almost an amusing thought: If Snake got
killed, a brother he couldn't even remember would
suddenly inherit a hell of a lot of money and he would
probably stand there in the doorway with the notice in
his hand and wonder why in hell he'd received the
money! And from whom!
The clerk at the post office, realizing that Snake was
finished with him, but afraid that the Spider Lady
still had plans in his direction, scampered to his
feet and ran out the front door without bothering to
quit his job.
As Snake came out of the front door of the post
office, the distant figure of the postal clerk was
fast disappearing up the street as fast as he could
run.
Snake was emotionally drained. He felt this way after
every battle. It was a peaceful feeling, but
realistically he knew that he was in a very vulnerable
position at this particular moment. The Spider Lady
had obviously been forced to flee. But he suspected
she was not the type to run far, nor often. She would
regroup and attack with even greater vigor.
Meanwhile, he need to rest.
Just as the post office was now a no-man's-land, so
was the library. All libraries, more than likely. A
pity. He enjoyed reading. Libraries had been one of
his great friends for a long, long time.
It was just a short walk to the train station. But he
soon discovered that it was quite a while until the
next train. So, he took a bus.
He soon wished he'd hunted down and spent money for a
taxi. The bus, as it lurched and jerked further and
further south on the island, became increasingly
crowded. Security was impossible. He didn't think
there was anyone dangerous on the bus at the moment.
However, he believed in being careful. After three or
four miles, he decided that he didn't enjoy this kind
of anxiety; he waited until the bus was just about to
pull out, then darted out the back door. If someone
had been on the bus trailing him, they were left
behind.
A taxi finally stopped for him. "I don't know the
exact address. Get me somewhere down around Park
Avenue and 87th."
He thought he'd pick up a pocketbook of some kind. He
was in the mood to read "Dune" again. Maybe another
Max Brand. Maybe he could take a subway out to Far
Rockaway and walk down the beach and find a place out
of the wind, which usually came in off the
white-tipped breakers like a hard slice of a knife.
"Good Chinese restaurants down there," said the cabby.
"You trying to make me hungry?"
"Not me," said the cabby.
87th Street once housed a lot of German restaurants
and just about as many Chinese restaurants. More than
now. The food in both places was good, hearty, in
huge amounts, and reasonably priced. And there was a
cheese store a block south with more cheeses than you
could count and you would be handed a sliver of cheese
to sample from a clerk who seemed to more interested
in teaching you about cheeses than selling you a pound
of this or a pound of that.
The cabby dropped him out just off Park Avenue.
Snake found the small magazine store without much
trouble.
The bricks of the building were the color of a lion,
except for a few scratches here and there caused by
the passage of time and the passage of far too many
people. The awning above the store was faded from the
sun and the rain, but it was defiant against it all.
The door of the store was open, as if to welcome you
inside. And somewhere deep inside came the sound of a
radio turned on a sports news stations. Even out here
on the sidewalk, Snake recognized the voice of Don
Imus, an announcer.
The policeman was no longer on duty. Snake found two
familiar faces behind the counter when he walked
inside.
"Hi, King. I said watch out for him; didn't mean you
had to work for him."
"I couldn't get rid of him," said the owner.
"Who let you out of the hospital?"
"I escaped. Had more rest than I could stand."
"Should I take him back?" asked King.
"I wouldn't even try," said Snake.
"They wouldn't take me back anyway," the owner said.
"It was the jumping up and down on the bed that
irritated them the most."
"And he was singing too loud," said King. "I dropped
by the hospital first. They said he'd left, so I came
here."
"Just you?"
"Rudy had to work today for his mother," said King.
"Montague is out on the street somewhere. I told him
to stay hid out as much as possible."
"That's probably wise," said Snake.
"They won't be back," said the owner. "I told them
everything they want to know. What else can they get
from me?"
"It's just a precaution," Snake said.
"Did you know you're bleeding on the forehead?"
"No, I didn't," said Snake. He reached for his
forehead, found a damp spot. When he looked at his
hand, there was blood. "Doesn't appear to be much of
a wound."
"The Spider Lady?" asked King.
"Some of her friends," explained Snake. "Just a while
after you left me."
"And I missed everything!"
King sounded disappointed.
"Probably just as well," said the Snake. "Anyway, I
needed you down here bird-dogging Mr. Wekser."
"You're doing this for me?" asked the store owner. "A
guy you don't even know?"
"I already know your name," Snake said. "I noticed
your store license while working here a couple of
evenings ago. Herman Wekser. You did me a favor the
other day."
Wekser held out his hand. "So, you're the legendary
Snake."
"Sometimes, I wonder," said Snake as they shook hands.
"And King here told me he's part of your army."
Snake looked at King. His voice was forceful. "I
don't have an army."
"You do now," insisted King. "Sort of unofficial
like. Lots of guys are trying to join up. The deal
is they have to join the Central Park Goodwill Team
first."
"I wouldn't know what to do with an army," said Snake.
"Leave that to me," said Wekser.
For some reason or another, Snake felt uncomfortable
standing in the store. There was entirely too much
adulation emanating from King. And now the store
owner seemed to be falling into the same category in a
way. He was looking at Snake as if awaiting
instructions. Or, worse, orders!
While serving as a sergeant, if you could allude to
him having some kind of rank, which, officially, he
did not, Snake had given orders now and then to those
serving under him. But he preferred just going ahead
with whatever task it was and letting them follow
somewhere behind or alongside him if they could keep
up. It hadn't officially been the army, so there had
been no rank, per se. And he'd been in charge only
because someone else had stepped in the path of a
bullet.
The team operated like the old OSS that existed during
World War II. They would be "placed" in a foreign
country, conduct "research," slowly find their way
back out, debrief the information to a group of
intelligence officers at some site, rest, then be
"placed" in another country. There was extreme danger
involved, of course. If caught, you were technically,
as well as literally, a spy. The penalty was death as
a rule. And usually without the benefit of a trial.
He'd dropped off the team somewhere along the way.
Bored, mostly. It has been intensely exciting,
though, for a long while.
Then, this present situation came along. The danger
was more intense, more dramatic, more real. And it
varied from day to day. Dullness had not yet bothered
him. Not even at moment. He just felt uncomfortable.
The problem, of course, was partially that he had
fallen into the habit of resting for an hour or so
each day with a good book. The Spider Lady had
disrupted his schedule the past day or so.
"I would like to buy a pocketbook," he told Wekser.
"Western or science fiction?"
"Don't tell me that...."
"Just a guess. Just a guess," Wekser said quickly.
"You don't look like the type who'd read Harlequin
Romances. Has to be westerns. As for science
fiction, they used to call them space operas back in
my day. I read Harlequin Romances, myself."
"I'm hunting for 'Dune'," Snake said.
"I knew it!" said Wekser, then added quickly, "Just a
guess, you understand."
"Everybody knows too much about me," Snake muttered
half under his breath.
"You become a legend, that's what happens," said
Wekser. "Read more Harlequin Romances next time.
That science fiction stuff is bad for you."
"What next time?" asked King. He handed Snake a copy
of "Dune."
"Don't you believe in reincarnation?" Wekser asked
King.
"Is that like a Lexus or is it some kind of funny
flower?" King said.
"Real funny," said Wekser. "Real funny."
Snake looked at the price on the cover.
"Something funny is how the price keeps going up on
these books. This very book was $2 cheaper last time
I bought a copy."
"Hey, gasoline was only 40 cents a gallon last time I
owned a car," Wekser said.
"It was 70 cents a gallon last time I stole one," said
King.
"This guy is a real comedian," Wekser told Snake.
"Next time you send me a bodyguard, send me a straight
man."
Snake paid for the pocketbook. As he walked out, he
noticed Montague sitting on a street curb down the
street. Montague waved.
Snake walked over.
"Thank you for helping out, Montague."
"I haven't done anything."
"Just the same," said Snake and left the rest unsaid.
It hadn't even been necessary to say thanks. Montague
seemed to know.
He quickly walked south until a taxi came by. He
hailed the cab and just as he opened the door to get
inside, King appeared at his shoulder.
"Wait up," he said. He stepped past Snake and climbed
into the rear seat of the taxi.
"I don't remember inviting you on this trip," Snake
said.
"That's perfectly okay," said King. "I don't remember
it either. So, you aren't losing your mind or
anything serious like that."
"Comforting knowledge," said Snake. He sat down in
the seat beside King. "What if I'm going somewhere
you don't particularly want to go?"
"I was going there anyway," said King. He leaned over
to the window in the partition between the driver and
passengers and said something that Snake could quite
hear.
"What about Wekser? Can Montague handle the scene?"
"You didn't see the others?" King asked.
"No."
"A lot of brothers floating around that area. A lot
of brothers. Of course, some of them are ofay
brothers and some are various other shades of green.
You know? But we're definitely rainbow, Snake.
Definitely rainbow."
"This part of your army?"
"Not my army, Snake. Your's."
"I told you: I don't have an army."
"Then that makes me the general."
"Fine with me," said Snake. "Could I ask where we're
going?"
"Just sit back and relax," said King. "Relax, man.
Orders."
The taxi pulled up to the dock by the river.
"The Circle Line."
"You've got it," said King.
"I've never taken this ride."
"Me, neither. Always wanted to. Never had the spare
change. Of course, you've got to have some change
before there's even a remote possibility of spare
change. Being a working man and a general at that, I
now have change."
"No. My treat," said Snake.
"I was hoping you'd say that," said King. "Us
generals probably have lots of expenses."
"Don't know," said Snake. "Never been a general."
They boarded the boat.
"I was probably cut out to be a leader," said King.
Snake examined him. "You're probably right," he said.
On the ship, they carefully watched the gangplank. No
one suspicious came on board.
But that didn't mean much. If the Spider Lady found
out he was on board, she could have him potted off
from a bridge anywhere during the boat's route around
Manhattan Island.
Once the boat got underway, they found their way to an
upper deck, one with glass windows to keep off the
cold wind from the river.
King pointed out a table close to the stern of the
boat.
"You've got a book. There's a good place to read.
The general will keep watch. Just as soon as I fetch
us some coffee."
Snake sat down. It was restful here. The steady, low
rumble of the ship's engine, the slight pitch of the
river caused by the passing of other craft-a cargo
ship, a barge out there in the middle of the river
fighting its way upstream. No place, of course, was
safe. Not just because of the Spider Lady. Because
of life. Even in a small town in Oklahoma, you could
get hit by a truck passing through. On a side street
in Albuquerque, a natural gas explosion could wipe out
an entire block, taking you along with it. In
Cleveland, an ice storm could drag down already
overloaded electric lines and, without power, you
could freeze to death in your sleep.
King came back with the coffee and donuts that were
only half stale. However, the coffee was good-hot and
fairly strong. Just the way Snake liked it.
"Read," said King. "Got to get you rested up for the
big fight ahead."
"You my manager, too?"
Might as well be. Corner man in a good fight might be
a step up, anyway, from being a general. A promotion,
so to speak."
"I'm glad," said Snake, "that you're not letting this
general thing run away with you."
"Sometimes," said King, "leadership is more forced
upon you. I can handle it. Don't misunderstand. But
I wouldn't ordinarily choose being a general as my
line of trade."
"Neither would I," said Snake.
"Read," said King.
Snake had, of course, read "Dune" before about three
or four times. He couldn't quite remember how many
times. But, then, he'd never kept count on something
like that. He knew that it was more than three times.
He knew that he'd read "Three Comrades" by Erich
Maria Remarque maybe seven or eight times. And "All
Quiet on the Western Front" by Remarque at least three
times. Frank Herbert, who'd written "Dune," had
written a quiet masterpiece and then nothing else.
There had been books, but nothing of note, not even
the rest of what became a sextet. The same could be
said of James Clavell. After "Shogun," and even
before "Shogun," a series of evils against the world
of literature. Remarque had been different. From his
very first novel-"All Quiet on the Western Front"-his
work had exceptional merit, even the lesser novel
"Flotsam." While "Spark of Life" may have been a
sharply-defined masterpiece, but so morbid that Snake
read it once and would never touch the book again.
Once was more than enough for "Spark of Life," which
was about the horrors of the Nazi concentration camps
and probably not fiction at all.
Remarque wrote phenomenal novels until he married
Paulette Goddard, the actress. After that, his few
works had gone mushy and vague. Funny thing:
supposedly, Paulette Goddard was not the thin-faced
girl with TB or some other debilitating illness who
haunted the lives of the early heroes of Remarque's
novels. Supposedly, that had been Marlene Dietrich,
who appeared later in "The Moveable Feast" by
Hemingway.
Strange that both Hemingway and Remarque had also been
haunted, in a sense, by thin-faced women.
Snake realized now that he should have merely killed
the Spider Lady that late afternoon in the deli. He
could have easily sprayed her with the tiny metal vial
he carried and walked away and later she would have
suddenly had a heart attack, according to any doctor
who might have examined her.
Merely killed her?
He knew that he had become too used to death. It had
become simple and become the solution to far too many
problems.
Surely there had to be a better solution than killing!
If you go around merely killing people, you would at
some point end up with absolutely no one left to kill.
Mathematics. Long before then, of course, even if
you could have lived that long, you would have killed
yourself. That, too, was merely math.
"You're supposed to be reading, not thinking," said
King in a sharp, motherly tone.
It had been a good while since Snake last read "Dune."
He liked the mystique of the story-a youth
discovering that he had unusual capabilities...was
Kwisatz Haderach. Fantasy.
He felt instantly into the story. A couple of times,
he glanced up. But King was still there pulling guard
duty.
You don't finish "Dune," of course, in one sitting
unless you're an extremely fast reader and have a
great deal of free time on your hands.
After about an hour, he closed the book and handed it
to King.
"Think you could hold onto this for me?"
"Count on it," said King.
The boat was passing a long series of docks.
"Good idea," said Snake. "This boat."
"Yeah," said King. "I thought so, too. See, I
figured like this: The Spider Lady may know all about
you. Hey, she may have you on computer or something.
Know everything you're going to do. But she don't
have me on computer. So, I felt like a boat trip."
"I am increasingly intrigued by this Spider Lady,"
said Snake.
"She's some kind of something," said King.
"Do you know that I had an opportunity to kill her and
I didn't?"
"Doesn't surprise me at all," said King. "You're the
Snake."
"As if that explains anything," mused Snake.
Actually, he'd decided he had a weakness when it came
to killing women. A dangerous weakness. He'd thought
earlier that she'd used a small-bore pistol of some
kind that time in Central Park because she was a
woman. And she'd thought a pistol, any pistol,
offered protection and a small gun fit in her purse.
That had been a male chauvinistic mistake. She used a
small gun, probably a .22 caliber, because she was a
professional. Assassins use .22s. To change the
subject and get his own thoughts away from absurd and
ridiculous mental pathways, he asked, "Tell me about
yourself, King."
He could see that the youth was reluctant to talk.
The body language was there and it said no. His head
dipped. He looked to one side at the deck of the
boat.
"Nothing but the usual shit...not much different than
anyone else I know. A father who probably decided he
could do better down the road. A mother who works in
a shop downtown making clothes she could never afford
to buy. A couple of rooms up in Harlem with more rats
and cockroaches than God should allow except He
evidently is afraid to come up to Harlem."
"Ah, but you've got a mother. I would have
appreciated knowing my mother, King."
"I don't like to talk about all that stuff. Someone
might think I was complaining. You know?"
"I know," said Snake.
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November 1 , 2004
Commentary
by
Claude Hall
Sometimes when a close friend dies, we are left with a
hard hole in our heart and in our gut and the
emptiness takes a long time to fill up and maybe we
are never really whole again.
You work with a man for several years and you think
you know him. I joined Billboard magazine in March
1964 and worked with Mike Gross until we moved the
headquarters of the magazine to Los Angeles in 1971.
I didn't leave the magazine until 1979. I didn't see
him again after leaving New York and, as far as I
know, didn't talk too often with him on the phone. I
might plead the excuse of work; I always had seven or
eight phone calls waiting at the switchboard and many
articles to write in addition to a column called Vox
Jox. But I wish as I write this that I'd phoned him
now and then. However, the man that I knew in New
York may not have been the man I left behind. Both
before and after.
Claude Hall, then radio-TV editor of
Billboard Magazine; organist Jimmy Smith, probably on
Verve Records at the time; and Mike Gross, talent
editor of Billboard Magazine. The picture was taken
at the Billboard office, 146 W. 46th St., New York
City. Tom Noonan, a former Billboard staffer who rose
to fame in the record industry, helped identify Smith
(ah, how quick we forget over 40-plus years)
When Mike Gross stepped out of a distant window in
Manhattan in the early 1970s, I experienced that kind
of hard loss mentioned above and I also felt somewhat
guilty. If I had only been there...been someone to
hear his woes...maybe he would have stayed around.
Instead, he lifted up a window upstairs at the 146 W.
46th Street office behind the Paramount Theater and
stepped out into the dark of night and they found his
body later on a rooftop below. After all of these
years, I cannot think of a possible reason for him to
do something as unfathomable as this; my wife Barbara
still thinks he was pushed. But that, of course, is
not what the police said.
Mike Gross was a pleasant fellow and, yes, though he'd
weathered a bout of illness--hepatitis--he had
recovered and was not suffering from it so far as I
know. He and his wife owned a condo in the Greenwich
Village area of Manhattan. She was one of the editors
of a leading woman's magazine. Vogue, as I recall.
Mike was very well-known by the record companies.
Especially known amidst the fabled Tin Pan Alley
crowd. Everyone liked him. I believe he had more
reasons to live than reasons to die.
I'd moved out to Los Angeles in May 1971 with the
Billboard headquarters and Mike, who was a consummate
New Yorker and thought the other side west of the
Hudson was still wild Indians and wilder cowboys (he'd
never learned to drive a car because there was always
a taxi handy that carried him as far as he wished to
go), stayed in New York. He was a New Yorker. He was
definitely New York theater.
Mike had been on Variety. When one staff walked out
of Billboard almost entire (or was fired; I never knew
the real truth), one of the first people brought back
to the staff was Paul Ackerman as music editor. He'd
worked there before and left when magazine policies
didn't adhere to his hard and fast standards of
quality. Lee Zhito was brought in as editor at Paul's
bidding. Then Mike Gross was hired as talent editor.
Then me. There was Aaron Sternfield still there, a
leftover, and there was another guy--Gil Fagen maybe,
I can't remember after 40 years and he left soon
anyway to join First National Bank. Aaron hated Lee
Zhito, the editor-in-chief, and he eventually decided
to hell with New York and went skiing in Europe and
never came back. The Secret Service came to talk to
me once about him. I don't know why. Was he being
investigated or was he under consideration for a
government position. I've often wondered.
Paul Ackerman, the music editor, was a quite,
dignified gentleman. He could quote Chaucer and he
could quote Hank Williams. I believe that Jerry
Wexler of Atlantic records, like myself, considered
Paul even more legendary than the Greek gods. But
Paul was worshipped by many, including Sam Phillips,
the man who "discovered" such as Elvis Presley, Johnny
Cash, and Roy Orbison. Paul was my mentor at
Billboard. But Mike also taught me a great many
things in his subtle manner.
In my fledgling days, I was asked to do a review of
Odetta at Town Hall. Town Hall in those days was a
wondrous place. My beautiful wife Barbara had taken
me there once to see the Weavers perform. Many of you
reading this Commentary might wonder who the Weavers
were. They were not only one of the best musical
groups that ever existed, they were social commentary
in action. I treasure that experience even today.
But others such as Ian and Sylvia, Gordon Lightfoot,
Paul Butterfield and his Blues Band performed in that
2,000-seat cubbyhole and I caught them during my
Billboard days.
I wasn't enamored of Odetta that particular evening.
Sorry. I think this was an off-period in her career
or maybe the backside of it. Or maybe it just wasn't
my "cup of tea." I wrote the review and Mike Gross
told me several days later that he'd received a phone
call from her manager or her record label...I don't
remember which. He said he'd defended me...that I had
the right to write the review as I saw it. He said
the major compliant was that I mentioned the lack of
audience reaction. Mike Gross did not chide me in any
manner. But I sort of got the gentle idea that it was
what I personally thought about the music that
counted, not what the audience thought. And I wrote
my reviews that way from there on out.
Mike Gross and Paul Ackerman knew the music business
and were generous with their knowledge. They always
went out of their way to introduce you to people and
this was something that I, myself, always sought to do
as years went by.
Incidentally, these were the good days of my Billboard
experience. Many years later, in Los Angeles,
something went wrong with Lee Zhito (perhaps with me,
too) and my working days became a living mess. But
those years in New York City and my early years in Los
Angeles with the magazine were more fun than you can
possibly imagine and more fun than I can even
describe.
Basically, in those New York City days when we were
trying to build Billboard (Cashbox was the number one
music trade magazine) there was me and Paul Ackerman
and Mike Gross. We competed against Cashbox for the
stories that were placed on page one of Billboard, but
also among each other; argued about them on a Friday;
fought for our stories like a hard storm. So did
Aaron Sternfield who fought for the first story I had
on the front page of Billboard with a byline.
The three of us--me, Paul, Mike--were so vastly
different. Paul with his sage knowledge of the
industry, beloved of its denizens, and his tradition
of inserting in almost every story that he wrote: "It
is no secret...." Mike with his phenomenal knowledge
of Broadway; he was once asked to doctor "Superman," a
play based on "Man and Superman" and not the comic
book hero. Gross refused politely; he told me that he
didn't think he could save the play.
Mike Gross was always willing to call someone for
Broadway tickets if you wanted to take your wife out
to a show and was always asking if I were willing to
do a review, usually adding that the groceries were
good as an enticement (this is also indicative of the
fact that our Billboard salaries were not quite
enormous). One night, Barbara and I saw Johnny Rivers
perform at the Copa as a replacement for Sam Cooke
(great steak). Cooke had been shot and killed by a
jealous husband. So far as I know, it was the one and
only time Rivers performed at the Copa. I loved the
show. He did about 45 minutes on "La Bamba," one of
my favorite songs. Barbara and I also caught the
Supremes at the Copacabana, as I recall. Tony
Bennett, we caught several times; the groceries were
very good at the Waldorf. Bennett was pretty good,
too. I would bet that Barbara and I saw Bennett
perform at least two dozen times. I got to the point
where I knew when he was going to take off his jacket,
when he was going to loosen his tie. He seldom
changed his act. He didn't have to. He was one
damned fine entertainer!
I don't know if Mike could have been a good
playwright. But he was a damned good trade journalist
for show business. There's a story about him writing
a review once and never leaving the bar at Carnegie
Hall. Whether the story was true or not, I do not
know. But everyone knew the story.
One of the things few people knew was that Mike would
write quips and one-liners and sell them to PR people
who would then plant these items under their client's
name in various trades and newspapers. Twenty-five
dollars. So a lot of people read Mike's stuff who
never knew it.
I've long wanted to write something about Mike Gross
and then I stumbled over a picture of me and Mike and
some record artist. Memories of Mike came flooding
back. A day or two ago, I wrote Tom
Noonan,Tenoonan8@aol.com, seeking information about
that picture. Tom always knew everything! I also
wrote Diane Kirkland, but she couldn't remember the
artist. Tom wrote quickly back: " I remember Mike
Gross well as we were good buddies--back in N.Y. when
we both were with Billboard. The thing that was
sensational about Mike was his contacts, his writing
ability. One time when I was a very young reporter
for Billboard I was given an assigment to go to
Carnegie Hall to review Lawrence Welk (you can see how
Iow I was on the assignment list by this very
assignment, right). Anyway I went and met Mike Gross
who was then with Variety (prior to joining
Billboard)--and we had a couple of drinks at the bar
before the concert was to begin. I went in for the
first half and Mike stayed at the bar--never entering
the Hall at all. At intermission, I again joined Mike
at the bar (if you recall, in those early days,
Carnegie Hall was the ONLY concert hall where they had
a full bar)--and Mike and I visited again. When the
bell rang for the second half of the concert to begin,
I asked Mike was he going in--he replied, 'Nah, I know
all about Welk and his audience'. And Mike stayed at
the bar. I went back in, took detailed notes about
everything--songs played, audience reaction, etc., how
Lawrence Welk would invite ladies from the audience up
to dance with him during some numbers, etc., etc. I
went back to Billboard and really labored over the
review that I wrote (would love to see it today) and
turned in my copy. Then Variety came out with Mike's
review of Lawrence Welk and you would swear that he
was sitting in with the band, it was that well
written, covered every single nuance--some that I
missed--and he never saw the concert to this day.
Incredible! Especially when you read his magnificant
review which made mine appear like it probably was, an
amateur's attempt at reviewing. I called Mike and
told him so. He just laughed."
So the myth of the "distant" review is true! This is
the first time I've heard the true story, I swear.
But everyone knew it. I also swear that.
Though no one probably remembers how huge Mike Gross
was these days, in those days he was Mr. Showbiz.
I'll swear to that, too. And this article is meant to
be a tribute to him so that people will know he did
exist and because Mike existed and Paul Ackerman
existed, I existed.
By the way, when I arrived at Billboard, Tom Noonan
was head of marketing, as I recall. He later went on
to a tremendous career in the record business.
At the Grammy Awards ceremonies, Mike and I would
divide the writing work. For fun, we'd pick out the
very last possible choice for a winner and laugh when
that person won more often than not. RCA Records
controlled the voting to a great extent in those days.
If it was RCA, it was Columbia.
One evening, Mike and I were covering a Latin artist
at small, down-trodden nightclub in Manhattan.
Cockroach on the wall sort of place. The artist had
once been very, very big with hits such as "Tico,
Tico, Tick," "Bessa Me Mucho," etc. Something
Williams. I fended off a reporter from one of the
other trades while Mike interviewed someone regarding
a new Latin record label. We managed to have fun now
and then along the way.
When Mike came down with hepatitis; Barbara and I
visited him in the hospital. During his illness, I
also covered talent for him. For a period of a few
months, I also did the classical music section and the
country music section as well as my radio-TV section
and music industry stories. I was also reviewing
albums for chart director Don Ovens.
I was glad when Mike came back to work. Not just
because it reduced my workload, but because that
smiling personality added something to the office.
Tom Noonan's email also sheds another faint glow about
Mike's death that I didn't know.
"The night he committed suicide," Noonan said, "I was
at Metromedia Records, further up Broadway and worked
late on that Friday eve--left my office and was
walking down to a restaurant to have a late dinner and
bumped into a close buddy, who was a cop, walking his
beat on Broadway--he stopped and told me that he had
just covered a suicide--I inquired where and he told
me it was on 46th Street, just off Broadway where some
guy jumped from the 16th floor--he gave me the address
and I told him that was Billboard's address--and asked
who was it that jumped. He told me it was Mike but
that he was considerate and jumped in the back so that
he would not land on some people walking by--I quickly
ran to a telephone and called Mary McGoldrick (who was
the office manager) and told her about poor Mike's
death. That was the first that anyone at Billboard
had heard about it. The last one to see Mike that
night, when he left the office, a little late, was the
late Mickey Addy. That's my sad story about a great
guy who went through many programs to attempt to get
sober but they all failed. But, I will never forget
Mike Gross and was still at Billboard when he came
over from Variety--who fired him for drinking on the
job. Paul Ackerman loved Mike as well--so did
everybody working at Billboard, as you know, Claude.
Take good care. I'd love to see what you write about
Mike. Will still get back to you re that artist in
the photo."
Tom did get back. Consensus is that it's Jimmy Smith
with me and Mike in the picture; Smith was very big in
those days on organ.
We come, we do, we go. And many of us never mattered.
Mike Gross mattered. I'll swear to that, too!
Over the years, a lot of good friends have gone on
down the road. But the one to whom I had the greatest
difficulty in saying goodbye was probably Mike Gross.
They sometimes refer to it as "closure." But like Tom
Noonan, I have not yet closed the book on Mike Gross.
I still remember him so very, very well.
OLD MATTERS
Bill Randle, April 5, 1981: "Excuse the paper. Am
writing this quickly since I am just back from 2
months in Aspen, skiing, etc. The address is still
viable, so write me at: xxx Good news about the
magazine. I'm sure it will benefit from your
background and expertise. I was in San Diego for 10
days in late February and it is a beautiful area.
While I was there I met with a tremendous young guy
(Minelli) at the Gannett station KSDO. He is the PD
there and has a really brilliant future. The format
is talk-personality and is quite effective. My
Presley piece (The Selling of EP) is now in
development (Barry Zwick of the LA Times is doing the
treatment, etc.) and I hope to have a program supplier
interested by mid summer. Etc. I may be back in SD,
LA area in late May-early June; if so, I will call and
would like to see you. As to the piece and picture, I
will be glad to. Just let me know what kind of piece,
pic, orietnation, etc., and I will do it. Take care."
Just ran across this letter above from the late Bill
Randle while sorting some stuff from cardboard boxes
to plastic containers. Suspect the magazine mentioned
was Casino, which I edited for veteran George von
Rosen. It failed; we couldn't get it on the stands.
I wrote an article for Casin about Joe Smith, then
head of Elektra Records, that I thought was pretty
good. Might reprint it some day since no one read the
original except me and Joe. Pity about the magazine.
Bill Randle and I corresponded now and then. I have a
great letter from him about the academic world, but
you know how it is about old letters. Some you keep
and can't find. Some you toss and wish you hadn't. I
think I kept every letter that I received from Bill.
And I have an interview on cassette that I'm hoping to
change over to CD. In fact, I have a lot of
interviews I'd like to put on CD. Gene Autry, Bob
Nolan, Stu Hamblen, Bill Drake, Chuck Blore, Ron
Jacobs, etc. Great, great stuff.
Just heard from Ken Griffis in Denver via snailmail
(see last week's Commentary for background details;
I'd written Ken, courtesy of Jim Kleist, to bring him
up to date on my last 20-plus years): "I'll have to
call Jim Kleist to thank him for his effort. Jim and
Avaline are such warm, helpful friends. As I read
your letter with great interest, I am impressed with
your many laudable achievements. But I think the
value of your letter was summed up in the few words
you wrote 'Ah, but we had a lot of fun in those days'.
Didn't we though? Yes, I did know most of the
cowboys back then, but sadly, almost to a man, they
are gone. This brings back a few words from an old
Nolan song--'This ain't the same old range, everything
seems to change, where are all the pals I used to ride
with, etc.' However, you overlooked one additional
important power--I knew people like you, Claude. That
association made my life notably more enjoyable and
rewarding. Your article on the West, and in
particular Bob Nolan and the Pioneers is most
interesting. The group is still active, appearing six
months in Branson and six months in Tucson. They
still produce a most listenable sound. If you ever
get the chance, you should go over to see them. They
are reproducing my Pioneer book 'Hear My Song'. It
should be available in the next two to three weeks and
I'll send you a copy. I'll even autograph it for you.
That and one dollar will almost buy you a cup of
coffee. Claude, Nora and I send along our love and
best wishes to you and Barbara. We trust things will
continue to go well for you. Let's keep in touch.
Thanks so much for your friendship."
There's a Scott Muni tribute 6-8 p.m. Nov. 18 at Sony
Music Studios, 460 W. 54th St., New York City. May be
by invite only. I don't know. But if you were a
close friend and can be there and wish to be there,
I'd make it a point. Say Tom Noonan sent you. That
name will get you in almost anywhere you wish to go.
For those who don't know Muni, he once programmed and
did an on-air shift at WNEW-FM, the flagship station
in New York City of the John Kluge-owned pathblazing
progressive rock FM stations that included WMMR in
Philadephia and KMET in Los Angeles. Huge
moneymakers. Very huge.
e-mail claude@claudehallonline.com
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